Gangly-Legs-Pete

Written 18 June 2006 on the topic of

I’m not exactly following the World Cup with much enthusiasm, but I’ve caught the odd bit. Isn’t the England squad ugly?! Even the house-wives favourite, David Beckham, aint looking as good as he used to. Peter Crouch doesn’t quite look like the back of a bus but he is just as tall. Those legs are summin’ else!

Just look at this picture from the England v T&T match - do we need more proof he’s an alien species?

Peter Crouch the daddy-long-legsI borrowed this picture from BBC Sport