As if you needed telling, this screen capture comes direct from The Apprentice on BBC1. When will these lunatics learn that holding a mobile up to their faces microphone first makes it much harder to hear what the lunatic at the other end is saying.

Just a reminder that Skins, the E4 programme filled to the brim with young things from Bristol, is back for a second series.

I moved house on the 1st of July and now there is no TV aerial socket anywhere near my computer. No aerial means no telly on my PC and hence no screenshots.

A better late than never post… Keeping with tradition, yesterday Google launch yet another ground breaking product on the 1st of April. Read about how Google plan to use the sewerage network co connect up households to broadband.

Even though we’re constantly told in trails that Skins comes from the makers of Shameless (Ch4, Tuesdays) I’m still not sure that it lives up to the earlier seasons of the show lacking in shame. However, this weeks episode was more than funny in parts and as it contained 75% male nudity I thought I would treat you to some screen captures. <b>This article contains 26 screen shots</b>